The sweetest guy you'll ever meet.
kind , caring nevers wanta to hurt you. Always a laugh hes boyfriend material, if you lose a mario you'll regret it for the rest of your life becauses hes just perfect :) xxx
kind , caring nevers wanta to hurt you. Always a laugh hes boyfriend material, if you lose a mario you'll regret it for the rest of your life becauses hes just perfect :) xxx
by loveyouu:) April 20, 2011
by Mario is a Gucci gangster November 06, 2019
An awesome dude who says "I gotchu" all the time and does it. Need some info, he's the dude. He's also known as boss because he is somehow a god in school subjects the average person doesn't like.
Friend 1: Dude, Mario gave me the answers to the Math Homework
Friend 2: Dude, he gave me the answers on a history test finally and I passed.
Friend 1: Yeah. He's so cool.
Friend 2: Dude, he gave me the answers on a history test finally and I passed.
Friend 1: Yeah. He's so cool.
by carsarecool November 27, 2018
by Red Hawk 445 January 15, 2019
Usually a very handsome, smart and athletic guy. If he leaves you alone at midnight, when its raining and you have no clue how to get home, take it personal, because to everyone else hes super nice. So he either likes you or he hates you for absolutly no reason, there is no in between. Fuck you
Hello, its-a me, Mario!
by Malvon November 06, 2020
Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010