muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

by Honorarius April 26, 2006

märkäräinen

A moist fart. Often considered wise to release while sitting on the toilet.

There was something in that pizza yesterday. Released couple of nasty märkäräinens this morning

by Tero auténtico October 20, 2023

Stinky Marinara

A Stinky Marinara is a sexual act in which you first engage in anal sex with a woman, and then transition directly to vaginal sex while she is on her period, preferably with heavy flow.

She was on the rag, so we started doing anal but decided just to go for the Stinky Marinara.

by RocketFury October 30, 2010

Maricarmen

Intelligent, beautiful, and cool. Trying to describe the awesomeness of this person is next to impossible, but put all of the best adjectives together, with a dash of jerk, and you have a Maricarmen. She is funny and great to have around.

You know a Maricarmen!?!?!?! Lucky ass....let me meet her and feel her awesomeness XD

by OsitoCookies June 1, 2009

Marinara Backhand

During anal sex between a man and a woman on her period, the woman currently using a tampon, the man turns her around, rips the tampon out of her vagina and in one fluid motion smacks her in the face with it.

Terry: "Dude, I finally had sex with Emily last night!"
Isaac: "But isn't she on her period?"
Terry: "Yeah, I totally got to pull off a marinara backhand!"

by Hugh Rection November 7, 2012

marigamarow

a mess, total confussion

The wrong flowers were delivered to the church, what a marigamarow that was.

by Kathy Valentine April 6, 2008

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019