marikarla 

The most beautiful women you’ll ever meet kind a pain in the ass sometimes but in a good way and smart you are lucky if you have a marikarla in your life

Wow who’s that?
She’s beautiful it must be a marikarla

marikarla by Anonymous 1313 November 23, 2021

Markayla 

The name Markayla is usually given to a girl who is loud, athletic, and extremely attractive. She is a girl who is fierce, has got a bright personality, and is extremely sensitive. She is also extremely fine lookin, all the guys want her, and she's totally rad. She's pretty, doesn't take no for an answer and is also excessively stubborn. Markayla has beautiful galaxy-like eyes, sweet smelling hair that will just melt your heart, and her laugh will brighten your lowest days. And did I ever mention that making her smile is the greatest achievement? Cause it is. Markayla's usually can be seen as freaky, yet also lovable and soft. They are ticklish to the touch physically, and yet hard to the core mentally. They can get frightened pretty easily by even the simplest things, but will adores animals. She's extremely cool and yet prideful. Never liking to admit things is her worst problem. If you ever come across a Markayla, be thankful. Markayla's also give the greatest kisses, which are rare but when it comes to it, they're a natural at it. They're usually really athletic and are in all honors classes because they're so smart. Markayla's can be somewhat scary and harsh when you first meet them, but after awhile, you'd feel so close you'd practically die for her. <3

Markayla is so hot I just wanna screw her over~~

Markayla by Chahajaha March 16, 2020

Magikarpal tunnel 

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.

Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

Magikarpal tunnel by Salmoon and Clownboat November 30, 2010

Texas Marinara 

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.

After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”

Texas Marinara by LaHound June 28, 2018

mariacarla 

Whether she is comparing you to a mongoose or screaming about flying rats, Mariacarla is always ready for a laugh. No one is kinder of funnier or more outgoing than a Mariacarla. She’s kind of a privacy freak yet at the same time she loves to share about herself with you. She cares deeply about those that she loves and is super loyal. Mariacarla’s are usually exotic, specifically European. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mariacarla in their life.

Where is Mariacarla? Oh she’s probably the one in the corner playing soccer like a boss.

mariacarla by Flying ratzzz November 12, 2020

Marinara 

An Italian word, literally meaning 'sailor style', referencing the coarse nature of seamen and their perceived propensity for the anus.

Come here Cecil so I can give you a good rogering... marinara style

Marinara by jahRambo May 8, 2011

mariaclara 

a Mariaclara is a confident Latina girl, she is the type of person who can blab about themselves all day long and always has something new to say. Her curvaceous body is often attracts many guys but she will still remain faithful to her man (unless she's a hoe). She will hide a lot of personal emotions because she doesn't need other people's pity. She enjoys living a care free life and getting back on track is something that she can do quite easily. Having a Mariaclara can be a handful sometimes but without her you would be nothing.

me: -I have been blessed bruh.
Friend: - How so?
me: -so i was scrolling through ig and i found a mariaclara.

mariaclara by martypepper March 21, 2018