macrophile

%10 of the population. A person who manages to get a fetish before they hit peuberty... about big people. A lot of them like feet. A lot of them don't. They're kinda weird.

Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?

Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.

by The ANONYMOUS, Anonymous Coward October 22, 2006

Macrophile

People who just can't get enough. Will frequently draw comics featuring themselves in wish-fulfillment scenarios where they are five hundred feet tall, half human, half centaur, half shark, half beetle, half dragon, half gryphon and half fire elemental and have at least eight arms, two penises and six breasts and have sex all the time.

He started out as a common macrophile, drawing himself as a giant hermaphroditic horse man using trains for masturbation, but then it got worse.

by Invisible Queen December 29, 2009

Macrophile

Wants to be stepped on by Godzilla.

I am such a Macrophile, it really tickles me in all of the right places, my cock gets hard just at the thought of mommy-zilla.

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

mecophile

A man or woman who loves their vehicle, to such excess, the they must make sweet sweet whoopie to their car / motorcycle / hooptie / truck / vehicle of any kind.

A man was just putting a fresh coat of wax on his 67' vette. he notices a faint twinkle in her tail pipe. Aroused and rigid he approaches the vehicle, drooling on himself with ecstasy he aggressively penetrated every supple hole in its body. until a climactic release like none he had experienced before.
He is a mecophile

by timothy everyman November 8, 2013

Mayophile

Someone who hates mayo even though the poor fuckers never win anything and are their own worst enemies.

The Mayophiles will be disgusted if they beat Galway in the qualifiers

by Goodnewbridge July 1, 2019

mathophile

someone who is sexually attracted to maths

"Oh that guy over there, I heard he's a mathophile. Fucks maths books in his spare time"

by manicsgirl November 24, 2023

Macrophilia

Macrophilia is a sexual fetish centered around attraction to giantess women. Fantasies associated with this fetish often involve giant women towering over cities, rampaging and causing destruction and shrinking people, all as expressions of their immense power and dominance.

Julian has macrophilia

by JPmasterzone February 4, 2025