by Travesty October 8, 2021
Get the machetiquette mug.When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
Get the Macheteraped mug.Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
by oglilmexico January 22, 2020
Get the No manches mug.She is a very stubborn person but she is caring loving and beautiful even though she may think she isn't. She has a very recognizable ass. She is a Latin girl with perfect hair. She is very talkative and she has a warm heart! She is unique!
by Lola shine June 17, 2015
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