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machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
by Travesty October 8, 2021
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Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
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No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
by oglilmexico January 22, 2020
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Marcela

She is a very stubborn person but she is caring loving and beautiful even though she may think she isn't. She has a very recognizable ass. She is a Latin girl with perfect hair. She is very talkative and she has a warm heart! She is unique!
by Lola shine June 17, 2015
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Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm
Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!
by Aidony October 30, 2010
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marcel ruiz

marcel ruiz: "omg, uR sUcH a bAdDiE."
by Soretti August 24, 2019
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marcel

hmmm a marcel, if your lucky enough to meet a marcel, you will instantly want to know more about him. marcel's are the kindest, most genuine, mature, honest humans you meet. marcel's are rare so when you find one, dont you DARE let him go because you literally will never find a heart like his. a marcel will make you laugh, a lot if you find a good one:) he will also stay on your mind all the time, so make sure you are ready for a marcel becuase once they enter your mind they arent going to leave. it is so lucky if you get the chance to fall in love with a marcel, i promise, it will give you this whole other feeling. make sure everything you do with your marcel is to make him happy becuase you know a marcel always does the same.
wowowow marcel is so hot
by fat taco man June 12, 2019
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