manstomp

A male mating call where one leans against a wall with their arms crossed and begins to steadily stomp their foot. The stomp can either be "funky" or slow and steady.

Oh shit. That guy just started manstomping. There's about to be TOO much pussy here.

by yeah dad July 25, 2010

manstruating

(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.

advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2013

manity tray

A gentleman's version of a personal organizer for your daily carries. Watch, ring , wallet, phone, money clip, etc.

Every evening I get home and put all my belongings in my manity tray.

by Kamuelabe December 22, 2013

Mangsty

Basically something disgusting or dirty. It also works if you call a person mangsty, if the person has a bad personality.

"Oh my gosh, do you know that girl Cassandra?! She's so annoying!" said Jessica
"For real! She's so mangsty!"

by the head barb May 6, 2021

manstitute

a person of the male sex who works as, is, or has been a male prostitute.

Dude, your dad is such a manstitute cause your mom pays him.

by Tyler K. King October 5, 2006

manstacked

Verb to be used when doing manly stuff

I manstacked that grizzly bears face into the dirt, or I manstacked that chick so hard shes now in a wheelchair, or I manstacked over the grand canyon on a f#%cking dragon or that tiger came right for so I manstacked him into outer space. you just got mastacked. There is not much a man cannot manstack

by chad the manstacker September 9, 2013

Manstipated

When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.

I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”

He can’t seem to claim me or let me go... he is completely manstipated.

by JDHStyle May 31, 2019