mansaphilliac

mansaphilliac is a person who is sexually and physically attracted to mansaf

boy1(mansaphilliac): that mansaf looks so goodd id fuck the shit out of it i just wanna eat every single bit of it till my stomach explodes then i jack off to it
boy 2: this is grandmas funeral dinner leave now u mansaphilliac piece of shit
boy1: *proceeds to eat all of it and piss ok her grave*

by mansaf god February 17, 2021

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of fornicating someone to death.

Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

he-bitch-man-slap

One of the choice weapons in any reputable pimp's arsenal. Not quite as good as a pimp slap, as the he-bitch-man-slap can only be used to pimps to male gigolos. However any such threat of the he-bitch-man-slap should be backed up by a wavering of the pimp hand and should make the bitch cower like jelly being eaten by a wobbly man from jim davidson's generation game.

In short: Weapon for controlling He-bitches

"Don't make me he-bitch-man-slap you man!"

by Jeffrey Douglas August 30, 2006

Manalapan

I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.

The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.

Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).

If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.

Manalapan Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of Juul and places to hook up!

- 1 hour later -

Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo

by Hell nawww August 19, 2019

manscapade

Different from mancation that involves travel and more time; a manscapade is a short adventure with your male buddies or a group of guys completing a series of errands together.

Ricardo, Tony, and Brandon went on a lunch hour manscapade. They sold Tony’s Jeep, filled Ricardo’s car with gas, ate lunch at IKEA, got a chocolate shake at McDonald’s, and bought a coffee at Offerdahls’ during their lunch hour.

by razor 75 September 23, 2013

southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

manscaping

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.

Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?

by Summersong June 9, 2005