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manmoon

When someone gets in trouble for having weed in their room because it smelled even though they weren't the ones causing the smell; when someone gets arrested, guns drawn, for drinking in their room, but later make jokes with the cops and become BFF, leading to their release without jailtime and a warrant, dead or alive, if seen in hassayampa ever again. All of this leads to the definition.....a disguise tattooed onto the face to make one look like there is a moon on them (rather than a moonman, manmoon's opposite, which is a man on the moon).
Tony Christensen is a manmoon.
by Quail Man Jr. February 9, 2009
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Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.
by Big B September 12, 2003
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Manpon

When a guy has a raw ass, and his undies are swetty he will fold a piece a poop paper and place it between his cheeks. Also works for days when farts are wet.
Dude my ass is raw as hell. I am going to run in the bathroom and make myself a manpon. Whew that fart was juicy, glad I got my manpon in.
by T-Man Whitey November 3, 2009
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Manpon

A napkin folded together so if you cough or sneeze, the little run comes out and gets caught by the napkin.
Big Black (From the show Rob and Big) "I had 40 hot wings last night. So I had to manpon it up."
by Justin Dig December 31, 2006
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man poon

Homosexual term that refers to a man's anus as his man poon. More commonly known in hetrosexual terms as a poonani which refers to a female's genitalia.
Statement giving advance notification that a sexual act is about to occur, "I'm about to hit that man poon."

Complimenting a sexual partner immediately proceeding sexual intercourse, "...that was some hot man poon."
by N8 September 10, 2004
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manpon

when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".
man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea".
man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."
by katis June 19, 2009
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manpon

the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)

when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.
"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"
by mike the magnificent August 28, 2007
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