manhandle

The coolest mutha fucka this side of awesomeness. Resides in C-Town, CT. His wang is huge. Squirts is jealous.

Squirts: Manhandle, dude your wang is huge!!!
Squirts: I am jealous.
Manhandle: I know.

by Anonymous December 14, 2004

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Manila Manhandle

A sex move created around 2009 in Manila, Philippines. This is the act of having gay sex whilst reaching over your partner and giving him a hand job, while simultaneously coming into your partner. This move is very rare, and often only practiced in Manila.

"Dude I heard Tyrone gave Jamal a Manila Manhandle in the Philippines yesterday, CRAZY!", Said Jake.

by ManilaMan February 22, 2015

the russian manhandler

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies

Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.

by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007

Gil-manhandled

When one uses their sexual partners tears for lubrication when fisting their ass, normally, "a lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang is playing in the background for ambiance.

Person one - yo, I just got gil-manhandled
Person two- wtf is that?
Person one- here, lemme show you

by keithsmanowar October 10, 2010

manhandled

you got cucked

"Look! Jamal just got manhandled by a boy!"

by hrouiqhuod December 21, 2023

manhandle

When you consistently beat someone lying on the ground with your fists and/or feet.

Geoff: Dude, Jared and his fag gang totally manhandled me yesterday! I can barely walk ;_;
Dude: That sucks, man. There was nothing you could do...

by Jollebim January 20, 2017