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Someone whose singing is truly bad (or worst) preforming by singing (or murdering) the national anthem of the United States of America.

Roeeanne Barr & the animated stars of the 4Kids entertainment company are two well known television personalities whose rendition of the Star Spangled Banner will be forever known as the "Star Mangled Banner".

by BruinKiller3469 June 2, 2009

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

mangoed

mashed, same as mullered and melted

Dude you is way mangoed, you better leave.

by maxtek23 November 7, 2010

mangled

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned. u can hardly see coz u hav no eyes.

oh man im propa mangled i cant see

by yo yo yo December 4, 2004

'Manged

Banning from social events and gatherings because of a racially prejudiced view, and denouncement by your piers. Defined by user KoolMang from ubersite.com being banned for being prejudiced towards pretty much everyone.

Dude, you keep sprouin' that anti-semitic bull, you'll get 'Manged.

by DeathJester October 22, 2004

mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Manosed

Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.

Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.

I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.

by jmoney1776 March 2, 2009