han mandle 

Another way of saying man handled (to screw yourself over, basically), but in a playful manner, in friendly random terms.

Made up by the person who posted this on the last day of school freshman year, last period in Creative writing.

"Joo just got han-mandled!"
"Well, I will han mandle your face you emo hippo thing!"

han mandle by Nyssa W. September 24, 2006

mandlebars 

A type of mustache found on the male gender in which the outer extremities curve upward toward the eyes. Not to be confused with a handlebar, this style emphasizes masculinity over style.

"Your mustache is quite long, you should consider styling mandlebars."

"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"

"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."

mandlebars by mikeycav October 30, 2009

Star Mangled banner 

Someone whose singing is truly bad (or worst) preforming by singing (or murdering) the national anthem of the United States of America.

Roeeanne Barr & the animated stars of the 4Kids entertainment company are two well known television personalities whose rendition of the Star Spangled Banner will be forever known as the "Star Mangled Banner".

Star Mangled banner by BruinKiller3469 June 2, 2009

mandles 

A candle scented specifically for a man's tastes. Instead of a typical, womanly, scent, such as roses or perfumes, a mandle might smell like coffee or tobacco.

I just bought five mandles that smell like WD-40!

mandles by BGrass September 1, 2006

mandles 

Flip-Flops (sandles) for men

Man + Sandles = MANDLES!!!

Brad said that the space inbetween his big toe and the next one hurt after wearing mandles.

mandles by Kelley D. July 26, 2005

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

Mangled Poon Per Hour by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

mangled 

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned. u can hardly see coz u hav no eyes.

oh man im propa mangled i cant see

mangled by yo yo yo December 4, 2004