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Mondangle

To casually and suggestively approach someone.
So I was dancing and this guy mondangles his way over here...it was annoying!
by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009
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Mandingled

'Ahh Jack im getting so fucking mandingled tonight brah!'
by JackTaylorLovesDingles January 12, 2014
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Kurt Mandangle

A slang name for wrestling Super Star Kurt Angle. Known for pulling stunts, Or well endowed white male member. A Kurt Mandangle.
Hey there look at that kurt mandangle on that dude over there april. Or thats a very Curt mandangle. Or check out Kurt mandangle on wrestling he's not afraid of shiznit
by Daman Money January 25, 2010
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Mandingoed

To get mandingoed is to get hit in the balls.

It works off of the term 'mandingo' to mean somebody with a huge penis and also the type of fighting portrayed in the film 'Django Unchained'.
Ouch, my balls. Dan just mandingoed me.

There goes my chances of having kids, I got just mandingoed
by Keggerz February 13, 2013
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mandingle party

A sexy party filled with albinos such as Matthews
I'm going for a mandingle party tonight
by joggnyboomey April 11, 2014
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mandingle

a very large and girthy penis
wow, that guy just whapped his mandingle out!it was rather large!
by Jarod Shuttleworth March 29, 2009
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Mandazzled

Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.

-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’

Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.

‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
by Drofnas Rendrag, PhD October 20, 2021
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