A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.
When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.
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Extraphysical mechanics is literally the string theory of extraphysics, but it is considered possible to be proved since it is theoretically possible to apply on computing and technology, like on extraphysical computing and extraphysical technology, besides have a lot of mathematical confirmation that needs to be better developed. And extraphysical mechanics can be useful for humans find out if the claims new agers, religious and spiritual people do about spiritual beings and spiritual worlds are actually real or not.
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Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
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Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
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Get the Quantum Genital Mechanics mug.A small town in central Pennsylvania. Populated by cows, hicks , and the occasional failed writer. The kind of place you drive through once and you have seen it all. Contains: an art store covering for drug trafficking, one good coffee shop (Juice n Java) and a plethora of townies . An exceedingly boring place. Oh, and they have some lovely era architecture, except you can count on it to be decrepit and unkempt.
Notable people in Mechanicsburg are: the man who walks around with a parrot named "Merlin" on his shoulder, a man who takes pictures of everyone and gives them out to strangers on the street, and an unidentified person who rubs Vaseline on their butt and presses it against storefronts at night, leaving greasy buttprints. I wish I was joking.
If you ever get the chance to visit Mechanicsburg, don't. Seriously.
Notable people in Mechanicsburg are: the man who walks around with a parrot named "Merlin" on his shoulder, a man who takes pictures of everyone and gives them out to strangers on the street, and an unidentified person who rubs Vaseline on their butt and presses it against storefronts at night, leaving greasy buttprints. I wish I was joking.
If you ever get the chance to visit Mechanicsburg, don't. Seriously.
Alice: Look, a hobo biting off the heads of various small animals!
Matt: I didn't know we were driving through Mechanicsburg.
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