Majestic Piledriver

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.

"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".

by Some really white kid June 20, 2011

Majestic juice

Juice extracted from grapes and oranges to make a jeezy blend

I want some majestic juice

by The Red eyed creeper October 30, 2014

Majoha

Stands for Mariano Gomez, Jose Burgos, and Jacinto Zamora PBB 2022 and Tiktok University version

Majoha priests were executed during the Spanish Era

by Unicornication April 13, 2022

Anthony Majerczyk

a man who is very attractive he loves long walks on the beach. he thinks of him self as a cute girl who is also Asian.

he is known to some as "Hardass Majerczyk"

"dude you totally just pulled a Anthony Majerczyk."

by coolcat12345 October 1, 2012

Nerd Majeure

Derived from force majeure. The irresistible compulsion (exclusive to otaku and other nerds) to correct, or at least point out, inconsequential petty mistakes or inconsistencies in language, reproduction or representation.

My overwhelming desire to be pedantic with this Urban Dictionary entry is a result of nerd majeure.

or

I am compelled by nerd majeure to point out that in frame 3754 of (random anime movie), the alien's third tentacle has no shadow.

by ithcy February 16, 2006

Breasta Majesta

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!

"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"

by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010

Majestical

Something that is beautiful, gracefully, and all-around magical!

The term was also used in the movie Hunt for the Wilder People, directed by Taika Waititi

That zebra's pretty majestical, aye?

by RickyBaker November 18, 2017