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Mainstream crap

Music that focuses on getting stuck in your head and becoming so ubiquitus that you are forced to like it or else you will have clinical depression from hearing it so much. This music is almost always made by humans who are often called musicians (but in all truth, are not musicians) who manipulate their image for monotary reasons. This music often focuses on sounding much more technological than musical. Much pop and hip-hop to enter the top 40 has been mainstream crap since the '00's.
person 1: Man, Lady Gaga, The BEP, and other mainstream crap has been all over the place, it makes me want to commit suicide

person 2: I use to think the same thing, but now the music has grown on me

person 1: Nooooooooo! You failed in the battle to not get that music stuck in your head to the point where you have to like it! What has become of this world
by Suteer Yarchaz January 18, 2010
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Ash mains

Perhaps the most toxic tryhards in all of existence

they have no functioning head hitbox and are capable of having the hostage outside and secured and the entire enemy team aced in less than 4 seconds of the round starting and they tend to enjoy blasting running in the 90's into the microphone at max volume for maximum speed

(they also tend to be the Jager mains who can kill your whole team off of the spawn)
Ash mains :I AM SPEEEEEEEED!
rook: oh god oh fuck!
by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018
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Mainstream rap

Bullshit ass ripoff of the true art form of Hip Hop
Retard: OMG, I Love MTV and Mainstream Rap
Me: Go Die
by A-Z September 3, 2006
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minus the bear

a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.
minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"
by izzzy July 30, 2008
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Dirty Magnus

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.
Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020
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Mainstream Junkie

Someone that is on top of everything that's mainstream. This person knows about everything that is new and is quick to jump to anything that is new. A mainstream junkie can be good or bad.

The fake ones are the followers only doing it because the real ones (leaders) are doing it.
Wow, last year he liked Pop music, now he's on 50 cent's groan. What a Mainstream Junkie.

Did you hear that new Travis Porter. That shit is so dope and new. It's changing the way I think about certain things. Those guys are some Mainstream Junkies
by They Lazy Genius November 4, 2009
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Siobhan Magnus

-One of the Top 10 of American Idol Season 9

-from Cape Cod, Massachusetts

-former vocalist of Lunar Valve

-the female adam lambert

-SIOBHAN MAGNUS IS THE ART OF SCREAMING AND BELTING OUT HIGH NOTES
Mom: hey why don't you join some singing competitions? you can really make Siobhan Magnus real good

Me: hell no! I'm more of Tim Urban haha *squirm*
by aluminum_alloy May 1, 2010
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