Mainland high school

Mainland is an actual gate way to hell. Known for many rumors and yes there all true. Such as sneaking into the bathrooms to have sex, and drug deals right in your second period. All money is spent on sports good luck for the art teachers supporting their star students with actual skills. A school full of dirty, perverted, and asshole teachers. Your saftey in the school doesn't matter either. Kids will beat you till your blind or throw firecrackers at you. The most disrespectful people you'll ever meet. But you'll make plenty of friends to do drugs with. Plenty of drama to keep you going. You wanna go where no one cares if you succeed go to mainland. But this definitely needed an update I'm positive if you asked any student if they wanted to be there they'd ignore your or say hell no.

Guy 1: Where do I go if I need hoes and depression.
Guy 2: Dude you should come to mainland high school I got five girls, bad grades and a GPA lower than my dick size.
Girl 1: yeah but..
Guy 1 :stfu thot!

by MagicbutterMagic92749 August 19, 2019

mailandered

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.

I got mailandered by John for a whole year!

by suck guppy December 21, 2008

milander

To lounge around and do nothing.

Joe was supposed to hit the gym with me but he decided to milander on his couch instead.

by theorynine January 8, 2014

Marylander

A multi-faceted person. A person to whom extreme opposites apply - rich & poor, smart & dumb at the same time. Based on the State of Maryland's diverse population. See Maryland Pronounced "Mary lander".

Kathy is a real marylander, a brain in math & science but cannot spell "dog" without a dictionary.

by Koppertox April 8, 2006

Milanderer

Milanderer - someone who has wandering hands whilst in bed with another person. They like to feel or grope someone sexually.

'I was trying to get to sleep but that guy kept running his hands up my thighs, he's such a milanderer.'

A mix between the sounds and meanings of 'philanderer' (a flirt or fickle lover) and 'to meander' (to wander).

by Julia Sidwell May 9, 2007

mainland chinese

A mainland Chinese is someone who is Chinese ofc and is rich kind of like an international student

"Do you see that azn guy right there he has a Louis Vuitton bag and Yeezies"
"Bro he's probably a mainland Chinese"

by JisungPwark November 2, 2019

Marylander

verb
1. The action of committing to a social gathering (dinner/drinks, cookout, movie, theatre, etc) with plenty of time to spare, only to cancel at the last minute.
2. A slightly ruder version of #1, although the person will simply pull a no show, and will not be reachable via phone or text when the event is taking place.
3. A more extreme version of #1 & #2, a Marylander will additionally reconfirm once or twice throughout the week and will show enthusiasm for the event, promise not to pull a "Marylander" again, yet still will

noun.
1. A person who, after moving to Maryland, loses the ability to follow through with social events and repeatedly pulls a Marylander.

ex1. John and Sue planned a nice gathering for Saturday. Nelson agreed to come on Monday, confirmed Thursday, and then pulled a Marylander on Saturday.
ex2. 'Example: Joe: "How was the cookout, did Nelson come?" Lorrie: "Nahh, that douchebag Marylander pulled a Marylander again. We need to move out of this state. "

by Nelson Gallagher April 13, 2014