fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

Mairead

mairead's humorous, loving, rebellious personality can charm anyone. She can persuade you to the dumbest and craziest things with her. She shows you how to live life to the fullest. Whenever you're upset she's there to comfort you. Always knows how to put a smile on our face. Very smart but her decisions are dumb. She cares too much for one person. She's got thick skin and doesn't let herself fall apart. Determined for a challenge. She's different than other girls.

Mairead and I just jumped off a cliff!

by Urban_dictionary567 August 15, 2017

Malea

Malea is a girl who you'd never know what to expect from. She's easily amused, laughs alot, and always smiles. She always tries to find the good in people, she'll turn all your flaws into beauty. She looks innocent and sweet. She knows how to play the game. She will treat anyone like she would her best friend. She's a girl who you'd never want to hurt. She doesnt like crying in front of anyone and shes like a pro at fooling people into thinking everythings okay. She can make a person feel like their gold. She tells you how it is and doesnt care what other people think. Shes strong, determined, and aware of what she has got. She doesnt trust or love anyone easily. She's a great girlfriend. She's sweet, adorable, sexy, just the perfect girl. Malea is indescribable. Guys know what they have when they have her. She's a girl you'd never want to lose, and if you have her, you better hold on tight.

Guy 1: WHO IS THAT?!

Guy 2: Thats Malea :)

Guy 1: She's like a goddess.

Guy 2: Good luck trying to get her, everyone wants her.

by lolidgaf December 6, 2010

Maika Maile

Lead singer in a band called There for Tomorrow. Crazy deep. Most of the time, no one knows what he's talking about. He doses off at times and has an amazing voice. He's in a band with Christian Climer, Chris Kamrada, and Jay Enriquez. He is from Tonga. Really cool and strange.

Girl 1: Have you heard 'Burn the Night Away?'
Girl 2: Yeah! That song is awesome! Who's the lead singer?
Girl 1: None other than Maika Maile!

by AlliSIGH April 21, 2010

mailah

Someone who is going to keep it real with you 100% An amazing female to become friends with.

Geez, I wish I was friends with Mailah!

by Ashleydixon September 11, 2013

Marlea

Marlea's are the bomb diggity. They are simply awesome. Whether she's a friend, or a soul mate, if her name's marlea, she'll be there for you. Marlea's a very artistic, funny and tough. If you ever find yourself in a tough situation call a Marlea an they'll be at your house to help you get through it. Marlea's are very caring people, so don't mistreat her. If you find yourself a girl named Marlea, she's a keeper.

Woah, she looks Ah-May-zing. She's totally a Marlea.

by -Your Mom January 11, 2015

Mileah

Mileah's are full of boundless energy and enthusiasm. Fiercely competitive yet agelessly gorgeous, warm, friendly, and sassy as the day is long. They enjoy poolside cocktails, sunshine, and love their families above all else. Smiles a lot and loves to put others in a good mood. If you've got one hold on tight!

Synonym: Sparkle

Thanks for being a Mileah and putting a smile on my face today....

by FrankTheTank41 February 5, 2010