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Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.
Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010
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maile

Maile is a stunning and beautiful girl with an equally beautiful personality. Maile has a zest for life and can light up a room with her smile. She isn’t afraid to make a silly face and just go with it. She looks amazing when she puts on makeup and yet she looks just as beautiful without it. She is funny, intelligent, passionate, and is open about her feelings. Seeing Maile interact with others is very special as her positivity and happiness reflects onto those she makes a genuine connection with. She knows that we aren’t always accepted for who we are and as a result, she fully accepts others. She makes you feel comfortable with yourself and yet she gives you those nervous butterfly feelings that make you flustered in a good way. She is all about family and she knows who she is and what’s important to her. She has dreams and aspirations and wants to share them with the world. She knows the difference between right and wrong and has strong values. Ultimately, everyone likes Maile. She is so sweet that you will feel happy just spending time with her. She has great taste in ice cream and she frequents Cold Stone. She cleverly picks emoji’s and partakes in memorable inside jokes. Maile is in simple terms, refreshing. She thinks about the future but hones in on the moment. One would admire her outlook on life, her worldliness, and her ability to lighten the mood, be herself, and laugh. When you hear a cute giggle nearby, you will know Maile is just around the corner.
Wait! You can't stop smiling and having the best time ever? You must be hanging out with Maile.
by Wellhelloyeah July 10, 2014
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Pic Mail

Pic Mail, Noun

When are person sends to you cute or relatively nice looking pictures of themselves for your enjoyment or rating.
Babe if felt cute today so I took some pictures and imma send you sum Pic Mail
by Steve Clarke August 30, 2018
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snail mail

Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.
by language changes May 13, 2005
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Mailan

A ALWAYS beautiful, amazing, girl that can bring a smile to everyone's face
Mailan Bui
by jec204 August 18, 2011
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butt mail

Fart smell that travels several yards or more from the point of origin.
I ate nothing but burgers this weekend. I think I'll send some butt mail to the surrounding cubicles.
by Zonn Nilligan April 11, 2008
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daily mail

A UK newspaper which tries to pretend it isn't a tabloid for some unknown reason. They call themselves "A family paper with strong female readership, it has won many awards for editorial flair, outstanding reporting, design and print quality." I prefer to call it a racist, sexist, slanderous, homophobic, unprofessional, sensationalist Hitler fanzine. They are "morally outraged" by just about everything. Calls itself the only newpaper that stands up for what it believes in (aka. talks bullshit).
The only reason I'm ever buy the Daily Mail is to start a fire.
by Kay May 16, 2004
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