maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

by pete Thay January 11, 2008

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

maroon

1. A color between red and brown
2. A stupid person; a fool

1. She's wearing maroon pants
2. "What a maroon." -- Bugs Bunny

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003

maroon

A malapropism and favorite expression of Bugs Bunny, after outwitting Elmer Fudd. Usually uttered by Bugs this while walking away and wiping his hands in satisfaction. The joke of course is that Bugs mispronounces "moron."

Bugs: "What a maroon."

by justbrowzing April 20, 2006

maroon

A term used for runaway African slaves in the West Indies now known as the Caribbean.

At one time the teams at Missisippi State University were called the Maroons. Now they are now known as the Bulldogs.

by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009

Maroon Date

A blind date that results in the two people having a one night stand.

I set Kyle up with Virginia, and i havent heard from him since last night, guess it was a maroon date

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010