manboobs

Large breasts found on fat male Earthenoids. Whether or not they contain milk is not known. No one has the guts to check.

Daniel's manboobs scared the shit out of me in the changeroom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

manboobs

An abnormal size of the male chest..where on a fat or skinny guy has (breasts)

Vince made me feel his 'manboobs' in the hallway!

by Amber December 9, 2003

manboobs

Dangling mass of fat found on males that dont get out nearly enough. I emphasize the last part because they clearly need some exercise instead of sitting on their asses all day playing video games and watching tv.

Christ, that dudes got manboobs bigger than ur tits jessica.

by ZX2 Stud December 5, 2003

Maboobs

Dust storms on Mars. Name derived from haboobs on earth. May be any size or shape, although the largest ones are most famous. Often round or oval, ranging from very light red or pink to nearly black. May occur in pairs, but three at one time are extremely rare. Difficult to predict when they will come in, their size or shape, but eventually gravity destroys them and they just fade away, falling to the ground.

NASA Ensign Fook Mei: Commander! There appears to be one, no two! huge reddish pink dust storms busting out on Mars! Its maboobs!
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.

by HAFSNT July 12, 2018

mahbobah

Mahbobah is a girl with brown eyes and brown hair she can make any guy fall in love with her she’s kind of weird if she has a crush on someone and they like her back she’ll lose feelings the moment she knows that he likes her back she’s the kind of girl who wants to be in a relationship but not actually in a relationship Mahbobah has a good heart but never wants to show it once she falls in love with you she will never lose feelings she will love you more and more daily it’s impossible to find a girl like her she’s a stunning gorgeous girl

Oh look she’s looking at the mirror again she’s definitely a Mahbobah!

by Linda Grista November 24, 2021

manboobs

what really fat men have. They look like big sacks of mayonaise blended in with the skin.

I'm glad i'm flatchested

by not a wapanese October 17, 2003

manboobs

boobies on a man. Usually when they've been hanging around Maccy D's for too long

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by melanie November 26, 2003