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Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
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Madman Ogre

A beastly creature that rallies more of its kind to attack and harass women's shelters by leaving dead rats nailed to the walls and slurs written all over the walls. Sometimes it goes through legal means to harass places of healing for women. It also has supported a creature called balldemort in its own campaign to sure Sikh women for not touching his balls.
"Did you see what Madman Ogre said about the vandalism? He said they deserved it!"
by MeaniePooPie August 29, 2019
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Madam's apple

Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).
"Holy crap! Look at that madam's apple on Ann Coulter!"
by Tha Funkinator May 13, 2005
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Madara uchiha

The guy who will wreck anyone by blinking
Hey that guy beat an Itachi uchiha with no difficulty at all! He's such a Madara uchiha
by Persan January 30, 2019
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Madame Pipi

In France and in other places, Madame Pipi is the title given to female rest room attendants.
Madame Pipi presided over the rest room; keeping it sanitary and providing soap and hand towels.
by Cranberry Bob August 19, 2021
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the maaman effect

1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!

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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!
by Freeek August 9, 2012
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madagascar

The hardest F&^*!@ country to infect in Pandemic II
OMG WTF I CANT INFECT MADAGASCAR
by NeoBeowulf August 18, 2008
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