Macster

Mac owner + Hipster = Macster
A Mac owner (or technology geek) who is currently craving, or in possession of, the triad of Apple products, e.g., the Mac, iPad, and iPhone in order to impress friends or just have the newest and most hip trends to show off to everyone

Parr: "Check out my personal collection of Apple merchandise. And I haven't even sold half of my soul yet!"
Anne: "You're such a Macster..."

by Slawl February 10, 2013

Macsterbation

The act of mastrubating through your pants while you are in class. While you are preforming this, you should stare at another student, or look at pictures of furries or pregnant mini mouses.

Dude, this one kid we call macsterbation was jacking off in class, and he was looking right at me!

by Sahhhhhh Dude May 25, 2016

Mcytedits0

The best tiktok editor ever

“Hey have you seen mcytedits0 new video?”
“Well duh I have post notifications on”

by Bxndnsnansjejjw October 9, 2021

mayte

a mayte is like a best friends, a bro to you. australian slang, usually used in victoria and north queensland

lukeyg: hey mayte you tab that bitch last night?
mitchyb: yeh mayte she was mint!

by lukeyg November 14, 2007

Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.

You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh

by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

Macatee

a teacher who is suspected to be a rapist and a child mallestor!

here comes Macatee runn from himm!!!!!

by rawrr sup dawgg June 17, 2008

Mayte

A Man who falsely identifies as another nationality

Roshan is a Mayte

by vhatsapp123 March 15, 2021