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Popped Mattress

When two men share the same room and sleep on different beds, they eventually get to know each other and discover their homosexuality. After having gay sex, the taker is considered to have had his "Mattress Popped", and therefore sleep on the same bed afterwards.

Makes more since if one slept on an airbed beforehand, where the definition comes from.
Brent: Hey, do Matt and Shane still live together in two different beds?

Shawn: Nah, Matt gave Shane a Popped Mattress and now they share a bed.
by thetwixter June 11, 2010
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Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.
Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
by Alman42 February 25, 2011
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ruby throated mattress thrasher

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.
by Diogio Rome January 20, 2008
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frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.
Laura is a big frat mattress.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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frat matress

A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys.
My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow.
by Lylli December 14, 2006
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Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ali December 8, 2004
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bare mattress nigga

A lower class person that doesn't have a sheet on their mattress
by thundermen June 9, 2016
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