dont touch my macaroni

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni

phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"

by squiggledick November 17, 2017

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

Holy Macaroni

Homer Simpson's Shocked and confused expression.

When homer travels into the 3rd Dimension and doesnt know what to say.

by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

Macaron

Tiny french sugar burgers. Popular among white girls and pompous wealthy people.

"Wow, those macarons look delicious!"
"Yea but we don't have enough money."

by P1TPAT November 18, 2021

Macaronus

The singular form of "macaroni".

Oh man, that macaronus looks amazing!

by Macaronus June 3, 2019

macaroni in a pot

That's what good pussy sounds like.

"Macaroni in a pot, That's some WAP, That's some WAP" -Cardi B

by Sub_. October 14, 2020