Murp 

A word you say when you want to agree with a controversial statement, but at the same time you don't want to seem like an asshole.

"OMG, Rachel is such a bitch."
"Murp"

Murp by agranulocytosis September 26, 2017

murp 

a word used to express anger, annoyance and basically every emotion in existence

also can be used after someone does or says something cute

someone annoys you or gets you mad: MURP YOU!!
someone says something cute: awwww murp
if your in a situation where u don't know what to say: murp
*when in doubt say murp*

murp by imnotasketch September 11, 2020

Murp 

It's a sound of annoyance, happiness, sadness. Anything and everything, you can murp about it.

Jackson the timekeeper... MUUUURRRPPP, Murp

Murp by Murpnjoe March 31, 2022

murp 

borderline worse than the F-word
dont ever say it in public
not to be confused with the totally meaningless and harmless "merp"

You: "Ah murp!"
Everyone else: "OMG! I can't believe she just said that!"

murp by jaymob April 24, 2015

murp 

Man burp

Dude that was a murp!

murp by HBP533 October 28, 2011

Murp 

To ooze over, overflow out of it's container

Her back fat murped out of her low rise jeans.

Murp by Bitchicus January 14, 2009

murp 

verb.

a sound emitted by petite females when frightened

Joe: Stephanie, look out, a spider!
Stephanie: Murp!

murp by JorgeTheMajicDraygon December 16, 2015