Mr Compress

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.

Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

by Kai the Armless stump January 21, 2021

Mr ChanChan

A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.

Mr ChanChan A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.

by fatman69870 June 18, 2020

Mr Coke

Do you have those to sell?? You know like the drink...

Ill have two hot haim sandwiches and a Mr coke.

by This is Sue January 4, 2009

Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023

Mr.Cheep

Mr.Cheep is a chip, he gets very very red and very very wet but only because he sometimes falls into ketchup, he dries off in the ocean and is possibly in love with Mrs.Damp. He also wants to be an ocotopus, but he gets to emotionul thinking about being with other ocotopussies.

“Hello, I am Mr.Cheep, I am very very wet and very very red, so I think I have a fallen in de ketchup again, oh no”

by Bocaj Ghinham October 8, 2021

Mr corish

A paedophile teacher who filmed up girls’ skirts for sexual gratification for many years and didn’t get caught until 3025

“Mr corish made us bend over in yoga, but it was a music lesson?!”

by Konvent Kidd November 9, 2017

Mr Coward

Straight up savage that doesn't give a fuck about any little bitches in his class. You can't one up this legend as he will counter any roast with a far superior retort.

Don't try, many have failed and all are traumatised.

Tom- "Sir! I also got that answer!!!"
Mr Coward- "Yes but he got it for question 5."
Dom & Luke- "Fuck, sir just destroyed that lil bitch."

by Dynamo110 June 25, 2018