dumb mother fucker

Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.

Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

bad mother fucker

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.

"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

by doug March 1, 2004

mother fudge cookies

Figure of Speech: When a person is so upset at someone or something. They usually will shout this out. Typically parents and teachers will say this to show raw emotion with out getting in trouble from the youngsters.

MOTHER FUDGE COOKIES!!! Why in the hell did you use the toilet and not flush???

by Christopher Marquez October 21, 2008

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.

OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015

Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

by LArryOG August 27, 2011