milftard

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

by ArKiver July 27, 2007

milifairy

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

MILFAFA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck And Fuck Again.

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.

Dude, she's hotter than just a "MILF", she's a "MILFAFA". One time just wouldn't be enough.

by Mandingo_DeSade September 3, 2010

Milfaphilia

A sexual disorder where you are overly infatuated with a mother. Similar to pedophilia, but with older women. Also known as Cougarphilia.

I am sorry Mr. Washington, but it appears that you have the sexual disorder known as Milfaphilia.

by C.M. Royale June 22, 2016

milfin

the verb version of a milf (mom i'd like to fuck)

dude, sam's mom is milfin

by nigguh2233 April 26, 2011

Miliano

Miliano is a guy of strength, mentally and physically. Everyone loves Miliano and can't help but treat him with the respect that he deserves. He has great leadership and has great communication skills making him very good with his words and a pleasure to talk to. He appreciates all aspects of life and lives like every day is his last. People love being around his happy, feel-good vibes. Family is priority to him and drama doesn't stand a chance. Life is considered very precious to Miliano and should be appreciated and lived to the fullest. Miliano enjoys and excels at many hobbies that include the outdoors as well as various sports. His love for music is strong and is considered to be one of his passions along with his fascination to travel and see the world. His physical features are god-like and his hair is thick and as mesmerizing as his big beautiful eyes. Miliano is the boy all girls drool about with his dreamy looks and charming personality. His build is great and turns heads as a result from working out. Miliano has handsomely exotic southern European features that mesmerize. He is sweet, caring, funny and intelligent with great common sense and problem solving skills. He has great intentions and good morals, knowing right from wrong which shows in his actions. Miliano is a very easy-going, understanding and friendly person who always has positive views on life, no matter what.

Miliano is such an amazing person, I want to be his friend!

Miliano is so handsome!

by MECPM November 19, 2016

milfday

Often used instead of the word "birthday". Really common in German speaking countries, primarily to wish a good looking, mature women a "Happy Birthday".

Happy milfday sweetheart!

by fefefe September 29, 2010