Mildewing

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

MILFaction

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

hey, that's mildly adequate!

A phrase used when you want to give someone props for something that isn't even "pretty good", but isn't quite bad either. It's just barely passable, and therefore "mildly adequate"

Ben: "What do you think?"

Tom thinks to self: Well, it wasn't that good, but it wasn't bad...

Tom: "Hey, that's mildly adequate!"

by YupIGuessSo May 17, 2017

milf weed

Marijuana grown by Nancy on the show Weeds. Name was given to Nancy's marijuna by Snoop Dogg, who also wrote a rap called Milf Weed for the show.

I wants some of that Milf Weed!!

by feraldo November 1, 2006

Milf

Is an acronoym:

Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.

Can also stand for man I love fishing.

I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.

Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Cookies & MILF

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.

My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.

by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011