Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

Microwave

Part of the five body shapes: triangle, Dorito, cereal box, microwave and sphere

Wow they look like a total microwave

by _trashmuffin_ November 12, 2019

microwave

An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.

Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."

Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

Microwave

The head chef at Olive Garden.

Olive Garden Hr: "How fast can you cook food?"
Microwave beeps
HR: you're hired.

by Zip zoom September 28, 2019

Microwave

magic boxes where cold food goes in, hot food comes out, and don't anger the machine-spirt with metal

I put a fork in the microwave and it got angry with me.

by BSroot December 13, 2019

Microwave

When you don't want to attract attention so wave just a little bit

My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!

Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!

by Burtnlovely December 8, 2011

Microwave

GO MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM

Microwave go mmmmmmmmmmm

by ThyKillaAmbusher January 7, 2020