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Metzgered

The act of being lead to believe the false hope of having a chance with the opposite sex (normally a girl) and always ends with sorrow, resentment, and bitterness. And is the perfect opportunity for your friends to make fun of you after
Did you get any last night, naw man I got Metzgered...Hutch!
by Bdam Fleadrick December 15, 2008
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Jack Metzger

A idiot that plays Fortnite, and wants to be a cringy Fortnite streamer. Wannabe Fortnite streamer. And likes hot dogs with milk on it.
by Jack Metzger October 25, 2018
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Dean Metzger

A faggot who goes to carey who is tall good looking he’s a cocky douche about play varsity sports in 9th. He’s gonna go d1 but he still pissed in a girls mouth #wtf
“Yo Im playing varsity as a freshman and I pee in girls mouths and I’m tall”

Chill bro ur being a dean metzger”
by Fuckdeanmetzger November 19, 2019
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LOVE METALER

Any fans of the band HIM. Who, by the way, rule.
Vampy and Lope.
by Travers January 28, 2004
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Metzgered

The act of being lead to believe the false hope of having a chance with the opposite sex (normally a girl) and always ends with sorrow, resentment, and bitterness. And is the perfect opportunity for your friends to make fun of you after
Did you get any last night, naw man I got Metzgered
by Bdam Fleadrick July 20, 2008
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Metzeropolis

Metropolis where prostitution is legal and governed by the state.
The individual metropolitan areas in Canada were labelled by foreigners from Europe as metzeropolis, as prostitution is considered escorting in Canada, and any woman with a license who is regularly tested for venereal diseases may sign up with an escort agency to start making $300/hr on calls.
by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 16, 2016
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metzery

A beautiful person, inside and out. Will never lie or stab you in the back. Unique as hell, one-in-a-billion woman, hard-working mom and wife material. Spicy and sweet, and just as pretty as the moon. Once you meet one, she’ll change your world for the better.
“Damn that girl Metzery is wife material. Never seen anyone like her before. Definitely gonna marry her.”
by MrFauncy November 23, 2021
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