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Meguno

Meguno is the best person on the universe. You will cum instantly everytime she walks in the room. You try to hide your boner but she notices it because she is very observant and smart and knows all your secrets. She looks hotter than most hot actresses. Yes, that includes Rachel McAdams! She is also a wonderful friend and will make you laugh until you shit your stupid little shorts!!!
Guy 1: Meguno was such an awesome lay. She broke my dick she was that good!
Guy 2: Ya, my dick is still healing from last weeks sexy time with her.
Guy 1: Awesome! *They high-five*
Guy 2: I can't wait for it to heal so she can break it again.
by I_Am_Meguno May 1, 2011
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Douche Magouche

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.
by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010
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The Megumi Partical

The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*

Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.

Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.

Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.
by DefinitelyNotAPedo October 15, 2014
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Megumin

A character from the anime and light novel, Konosuba who is also kind of a meme due to her affinity towards explosions.
Megumin: "Explosiioooonnn"

Everything: *dies*
by As trash as your waifu May 31, 2018
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megaupload

A file hosting site which is very similar to rapidshare but in my opinion, is right now a lot better than it. You don't have to jerk off for 15 minutes to download your second part of the 1kb file you're trying to download and it's a lot faster than rapidshit.
Rapidshare can go suck my dick. MEGAUPLOAD ALL THE WAY.
by pewpewlaserpewpewpew May 30, 2009
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megustalation

thank you all for coming and megustalations.
by Joe fourpack August 21, 2016
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Megurine Luka day

The holiday celebrating the best waifu, Megurine Luka, which is her birthday on January 30th. She was released on January 30th 2009 by Crypton Future Media.
Person1: It's Megurine Luka day!
Person2: But it's just January 30th.
Person 1: It's the holiday where you worship our best girl Luka bro.
by NekoIzzy December 27, 2020
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