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Meguno is the best person on the universe. You will cum instantly everytime she walks in the room. You try to hide your boner but she notices it because she is very observant and smart and knows all your secrets. She looks hotter than most hot actresses. Yes, that includes Rachel McAdams! She is also a wonderful friend and will make you laugh until you shit your stupid little shorts!!!
Guy 1: Meguno was such an awesome lay. She broke my dick she was that good!
Guy 2: Ya, my dick is still healing from last weeks sexy time with her.
Guy 1: Awesome! *They high-five*
Guy 2: I can't wait for it to heal so she can break it again.
Meguno by I_Am_Meguno May 1, 2011
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Meganonomous 

1) The worlds greatest person known to man-kind
2) The state in which nobody lives except for those who which to live a somewhat orgasmic life.
"I'm just going to visit Meganonomous" *drools*
Meganonomous by Megan Nielsen November 22, 2004
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meganocity 

is a philosophy that inspires individuality and acceptance, to love and to treat with kindness
i believe in meganocity.
meganocity by meganocity July 8, 2011
A Macrophile file-sharing website. Also known as 'meganova.me'
Why do you fap to all those pirated movies from MegaNova? Doesn't your dick hurt from all those giant women?
MegaNova by m.nova December 31, 2011

meganonymous 

Justin: Check out that chick who just came in. Damn she is crazy!
Garner: Dude I don't know, but total meganonymous.
meganonymous by Justin Garner December 26, 2008
She's so megun
megun by Brat86 March 28, 2020
A friendship that holds a significant meaning. One that hold the test of time. A friendship that contains trust and unconditional love.
The two women had a Megnous friendship that all around them were jealous of.
megnous by Quendo February 24, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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