MC Hammer 

Stupid one hit wonder who wears parachute pants.

When MC Hammer found out about a sale for half price off parachute pants,he screamed like a little girl.

MC Hammer by TheWiggidy April 30, 2004

MC Hammer 

One hit wonder who was responsible for hammertime and is now broke (serves him right).

MC Hammer by Anonymous June 10, 2003

mc hammer 

ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it

my my my my music hits me - so hard
makes me say OH MY LORD

mc hammer by Chester March 10, 2004

MC Hammer 

90's rapper who is really stupid but makes funny songs like I like big butts and Can't Touch this

du nu nuu nu nu nu nu Can't touch this I like big butts and i cannot lie

MC Hammer by TeddyFAT July 19, 2005

mc hammer pants 

Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.

T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017

mc hammer pants by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

the mc hammer 

when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'

i saw a guy at the club who got the mc hammer!

the mc hammer by pat datass May 1, 2010

MC hammered 

Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.

Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.

MC hammered by gogg October 24, 2005