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Mather's Day

the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.
by ernmoran June 2, 2011
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Mather high school

School of straight bops and tills,the niggas coo tho, you want yo shit sucked slide here they doin dick for fun. This mf be ova bussin with the fights,
by Mr bopperville November 3, 2021
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Mather Feck

The south park version (especially Cartman) of Mother Fuck. Pretty self-explanatory...
"Mather Feck Kyle! You feckin jew!!" (No racism implied, honest.)
by Cyrus Bonez July 14, 2007
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Mather Field Road

A grimey ghetto ass road in Rancho Cordova, California full of crackheads that will get aggressive for no reason. It is probably not a good idea to walk down this road with no weapon.
Tay: Aye, you heard what happened to Frank on Mather Field Road?

Gerald: Yeah, a crackhead beat his ass for lacking.
by mr bing bing May 2, 2022
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Ryan Mather

The kind of guy who stinks like poo and has asked out all the girls that go by these names (Angie, Anique, Bella, Trinity, Alyssa, Ellerrrr, Talesia)
WOW HE STINKS MUST BE RYAN MATHER
by Anique/Bella/Gracie?Angelina October 14, 2020
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A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys
An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”
by Oh Deer April 6, 2020
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your mather is ded

An phrase used by russian men, usually over the internet, in order to insult you and your family but it ends up sounding hillarious
Russian man: Fak you, your mather is ded
by infinitegarlicbread April 19, 2019
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