MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Big up the massive

This means big up the boys if you all in a crowd you all shout big up the massive and everyone knows that you have arrived to the party

Oi Martin big up the massive

by misterrrjosh November 18, 2019

Massive Damage

The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.

I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

by XRXS July 11, 2006

Massive Two Shits

Another name for the state of Massachusetts.

I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.

by ThePPH February 10, 2015

massive shit

a shit that is massive

"Damn son i just took a massive shit!"

by zolton4126 September 15, 2007

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

Massive Maud

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.

So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?

by dicktobert March 6, 2023