The month where your teachers crack down and make you actually struggle to get shit done
The act of turning off all the lights in your house and remaining huddled up in the corner in fear
Joey: Have you noticed all the teachers and nerds acting up lately?
Mike: Well, I mean, it is March.
Joey: Oh yeah. Fuck, you mean we actually have to get our shit together?
Mike: Yep.
Last night I watched the scariest movie ever. It featured this Asian guy who wanted to... So anyway, I got so scared, I marched