mal

A big breasted girl with a bad attitude.

HEY Chole stop being such a mal.

by 69ers August 01, 2006

Mal

The definition of smol bean. They are as if a ray of sunshine was implanted in them. They are the home of all things adorable, smol, and small. They are so nice and will protect their close friends. They might seem innocent, but don’t be fooled, they have committed many sins. They have the best fanfics and best anime recommendations. They are an amazing dancer that works their butt of to be that good. They are funny and every loves them. No matter what they do, you can’t stay mad at them for long. They know your weak spots and they can do some pretty good puppy dog eyes. Just for your own sake, don’t get her started talking about voltron and falsettos. Though, you can talk to mal in many different languages.

Friend- *crying*
Mal- Who hurt you? Are you ok? It will be ok. Whoever hurt you will be hurt by me verbally hurting them. I’ll jump on their back and stangle them.

by Johnnylaurens July 07, 2018

mal

Originating from the island of Jersey. This word literally means 'very'. This word (especially when used in the phrase 'mal weak' (very good)) is often ridiculed by visitors to the island.

Visitor: Do you know anywhere good to go in Jersey?

Chav local: yeah, just go out and get waaaasted. Get down to Liquid, that place is mal weak

Visitor: eh?

Chav local: yeah its buzzing. weak as fack!

Visitor: *sigh*

by knobbo June 30, 2009

mal

An Aussie & Kiwi slang term for a wat the yanks call a longboard its short for Malibu

I ride a Bear 9'6" "Mal" and my m8 chris sports a "line-up" 6'2"

by "BaddAssKiwi" April 15, 2004

mal

South African Afrikaans, meaning mad, crazy or stupid.

You must be mal to think i'd ever go out with a chav like you.

by shantastic December 01, 2004

mal

sucky...gay...retarded...lame, any negative adjective...etc.

Whoa, that kid is so freaking mal! I can't believe he actually thinks he can beat my ass?! Whatta joke!!

by Katy December 05, 2004

Mal

originating in Alaska, short for Alaskan Malamute. from alaskan tribe Mahlemuit.
Malamutes, very strong dog. One Mal can pull up to 1 tonne (when trained)

"My Mal attacked another dog again. it was messed up..."

by Jules December 09, 2004