mandouche

A complete fucking idiot that thinks they are the shit.

"Man, Kenny is such a mandouche. He should just shut the fuck up."

by webmoocher.com August 6, 2008

toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010

Crud-mandouche

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.

Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!

by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010

Ragadouchebag

n. (Rag a douche bag) The act of being a complete and utter faggot in all instances that involve the possibility of having a good time. Tends to shy away from parties, dances, and any sexual act that does not invlove a man. Easily identifiable by the monobrow, and the distict smell of shit.

Hey, this party is awesome, where's your roomate John? Oh you know him he's a Ragadouchebag.

by Beerpongalongatong January 18, 2008

ragadouche

ragadouche is a woman who tries to control the mans life she is with, while wrecking all ties to his family more than once. and using their child to keep him around.

shelly: have you seen tina lately?

Brenda: yes, she's being a real ragadouche to her man.

shelly: thats so true, he doesn't deserve him.

Brenda: no i do, lmao.

by theman35 July 25, 2011

Matt Bagadouches

A dude named matt that totally sucks at madden in all aspects

Damn Matt Bagadouches! You had a 2 score lead and still lost in madden?!

by Josh17921 June 22, 2018

Mamadouche

The worst of insults. Pretty much the mother (hence the name) To be used on ex-bfs and parental units all the time

Dude! My ex-bf is such a mamadouche he totally stalked me here!

by kinkyyyyzzz June 15, 2010