M.L.B

usually meant as major league baseball, but is actually an abbreviation for my little bitch. used as an insult.

Jenny "Julie don't worry, I'll do it!!"
(Jenny leaves)
Julie "Jenny is such M.L.B"\
Jessica "yeah she is!!"

by in_the_lalaland August 29, 2010

M.L.U.P.

Acronym for: mackin' ladies under pressure.

Guy: yeah yeah yeah so my number is (310) 923-M.L.U.P. call me up baby girl. You know I awways be true.

Girl: MLUWhaaa?

by Phat Brightness October 18, 2008

m.l.i.p.

meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is

"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"

by bFigs January 27, 2010

M.L.M.

Mexican Lives Matter!!!!!

Protester “M.L.M........M.L.M...”
Random dude “ What does that mean”
Protester “Mexican lives matter duuug”

by King Koconino July 1, 2020

M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

by Jimbo July 23, 2003

M.L.T.M

make love to me Aka 1+1

im listing to the song M.L.T.M

by a diva is a female of a hustla April 2, 2020

M.L Syndrome

When an incredibly attractive woman dates or finds a man attractive, who is incredibly ugly, stupid, or lacks decent moral character.

“Did you see that ten out of ten Kate with her new boyfriend? He looks like he got hit in the face with a frying pan then set ablaze. She’s got a serious case of M.L Syndrome.”

by Mrgn1245 July 7, 2024