i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

m.u.f.f.

M.U.F.F. - mandatory ugly friend. A hot girl who has a ugly usually large nosed vengeful aquaintance who no guy wants to touch.

If the girl is ugly enough the wingman won't even touch her. Then the cockblocking comes in.

man, her friend is hot but that big nosed m.u.f.f. is cockblocking again.

Can you take one for the team?

by dafdeg December 16, 2008

L.m.f.y.f.u.I.c.o.I

Let me fuck your face until I cum on it

Only freaks understand this “L.M.F.Y.F.U.I.C.O.I

by Youfmu December 14, 2021

M.U.F.F.

Murder Uterus Fuck Frosh

A group name given to 4 guys who on hot days cold days rainy days, misty days, windy days, snowy days, foggy days, Everyday GET MUFF (VAGINA)

Danny J, Billy S, Conner L, Ethan A
We are, We get M.U.F.F

Girl: Wow it's a beautiful day to go for a walk
M.U.F.F. : Or a nice day to suck my weinerrrr

Girl: Hey M.U.F.F. what are you doing tonight?
M.U.F.F. : dumb question bitch, you know we're doing you!

Girl: What do you like BESIDES muff
M.U.F.F. : (gun shot sounds, 4 men running to a car... car speeds away)

by MUFFmurderer21 July 13, 2010

Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.

The plan issued in season 5 episode 14 of the show "The Amazing World of Gumball" in order to adjust Richard's father into the outside by bringing him into an unexpected prison life. A.k.a. - Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison.

Nicole - "Right. Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison is a go... I just wish it had a catchier title." (Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.)

by $adeMica June 19, 2021

c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u

its lyrics from a song called cluster, by slipknot.

"cvt, cvt, cvt me up and f^ck, f^ck, f^ck me up"

people who say it have a kn^fe k^nk.

me: "c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u"

friend: "whats that mean?"
me: "k^nky sh^t bro.."

by smdkylo June 21, 2022

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N

The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments In Naughtiness is an organization of evil scientists led by Dr. Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Rodenstein.

“Rodney’s gang, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N almost destroyed the world over pretzels!

by Justagamer_movealong April 13, 2024