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Lyndon State College

A small college in a small vermont town commonly know as lyndonville. In the winter, Lyndon State College is home to the famous Ice Penis fountain. Despite the rules that limit such activity, students can always be found having partied the night away. Hungover skiing is a popular sport durring winter months, but dont worry when the weather is warmer you can always take a midnight dip in the pond which is home to questionable creatures.
by catmz February 3, 2008
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Linton Lie

An account given by a White Saviour detailing their adventure as a voluntourist, saving the poor in African Countries.
Louise returned to Scotland and told Linton Lies about how she'd saved so many poor African Children
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Zackary Lanton

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lyndon

That nerdy greasy beast who sits behind you in science. With long hair glowing in the vibrant sunlight and biceps so firm, you just want to straddle him right in front of the whole class.

A Lyndon can also refer to a shy innocent orphan with a high potential to get laid.
Girl: omg that guy is such a Lyndon!
Teacher: I know (licky licky)
Girl: eww!
by ItsSummertimeMadness June 14, 2014
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lyndon state college

A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.
Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.
by feceseater25 September 13, 2010
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Lytton

Lytton is what we call an incredibly sexy gentleman who is good at everything he does and is very confident and sweet
The Lytton boy is working on the assignment
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lyncon

he is so hot every girl wants him,most athletic kid,and lyncon has the biggest D out there.
omg lyncon has a big one
by thehehehehhe February 25, 2021
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