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Listerfiend

Term used by the character Elias in the Kevin Smith movie Clerks II. It is a "troll" placed by one's parents in a girl's mouth at a young age in order to prevent open-mouth kissing before the age of 21.

See also: pillow pants
Randal: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend..
Randal: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it..
by Hazel K September 8, 2008
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Listermints

Slang for Listerine Pocket Paks, those paper mints that melt when you put them on your tongue.
After eating his abuela's famous menudo, Juan was in dire need of some Listermints.
by Conley Jones July 4, 2007
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listerweiner

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.
Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*
by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008
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listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.
Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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Listerineitis

Drinking listerine wil harm your kidneys your liver, and your social life.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.
Mommy, that man sniffing gas out of the plastic bag must suffer from listerineitis.
by skip 1 February 24, 2009
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Listerbean

Listerine mouthwash body with beans in it
Man1: hey Bruh, you got any mouthwash?
Man2: yeah bruh I got that listerbean
by Lil Räy December 4, 2019
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J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).
According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.
by The Specktator December 6, 2011
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