Lurp

noun
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:

1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.

2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.

3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.

4. Hands like feet.

5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.

verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life

noun
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."

verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"

by Professor Kenneth Highfield January 14, 2009

lurp

it can be anything.

he lurpin like.....

by JIGGY + ASH + T = RNS May 6, 2013

Lurp

A blowjob.

"Dude, I got with Susan last night."
"Oh for real? Did you get that lurp?

by Lurp Shakurr February 4, 2009

lurp

The lazyness and satisfaction encountered after consuming a large meal, usually carried out by being stuck on a couch and not able to get up.

Dude, I'm totally lurped. I can't do anything right now.

by Brannnnnndon March 13, 2008

LURP

A very attractive, young female raver. Acronym for 'luscious underage raver pussy'.

I saw this incredible lurp...

by Matteo February 23, 2005

lurp

V. to steal against the will or knowledge of the victim. For example when someone steals your favorite power ranger doll and then denies it later because they are a terrible friend

Darrel straight up lurped Samantha's virginity while she was knocked out.

by David19 December 28, 2005

LURP

Term used in female prisons. Lesbian Until Released From Prison. LURP. Women in jail for long periods of time whether they have a family or not may become a LURP

"Hey bitch, you a LURP?"
Reply..."What's a LURP?"
Third party: "Just say no"

by jailbird8 November 25, 2009