relationship lurker

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

by musacha April 4, 2009

Lunderbread

the common term for a special mormon man who runs quite well and can eat anyone out of house and home.must also be super sweet and blunt. fat. (not really) enjoyable to look at if wearing bright blue/white bow ties. not huggable (try) sings quite nicely as well. the end.

lunderbread

by woupp November 29, 2010

lurker

A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.

by Monk Mojo August 5, 2003

Down Low Lurker

A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.

I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.

I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

lurkerbater

A person who anonymously watches a chat room while strumming their filthies.

There are 2 of us chatting but I see a third person is reading. It must be Raven, the original lurkerbater.

by Kaiservonschizen March 19, 2014

Luner

Someone who enjoys staying awake at night stargazing and watching the night sky.

“Hey, look at that luner”
“Yeah he’s been staring at the stars for a while now”

by idfklmao July 9, 2022

Lankerslime

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.

Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009