lumpkin

guys taking a shit while someone sucks the off

grand ma you want a lumpkin? yeah i wanna lumpkin!
AKA: dumpkin, jumpkin, sumpkin,zumpkin, humpkin.

by jonbennet July 10, 2006

lumpkin

a fat lazy person;couch potatoe.

God ,Becky. your such a lumpkin.

by youknowMEH! June 20, 2009

lumpkin

a lumpkin is when your partner shits on u during anal sex

person1: that was sick what happened last nite
person2: what happened
person1: my mate was havin sex and his partner had a massive lumpkin on him while having sex
person2: fuck me thats sick man!!!!

by bigdaddy197 April 30, 2009

Lumpkin

A blowjob performed in a nightclub restroom that is interupted by The Staff and the two involved are kicked out of the club without finishing.

Did you hear those 2 in the next stall getting dragged out of here after giving a Lumpkin?

by ChaCha512 January 07, 2012

Lumpkin

Latin for really small pumpkin

mommy can i go get a lumpkin today for holloween please?

by Humpfree October 20, 2006

lumpkins

when you get cancer on your dick

shit man... u just got the lumpkins

by G-balla June 01, 2005

lumpkin

when an ogre gives a blumpkin and possibly participates in other sexual acts such as an alaskan pipeline.

ewwwww JJ is getting a lumpkin from that hairy thing.

by luneber March 19, 2009