Lumbersexual

A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.

George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.

by Adam Mateljan February 27, 2008

Lumperts

Something made junky, cheaply assembled, prone to break easily, unreliable.

Son, ya’ll Wal-Mart bike be all lumperts! Handle bars be fallin’ off. Seat broke. Tires flat!!

by Koolmann46 May 8, 2019

Lumbersome

To feel sluggish or to have the motivation of a log.

I am often feeling lumbersome on Mondays.

by nekeiman August 6, 2008

lumbersexual

A person, often a hipster or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.

The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind

by purplebackpack89 June 2, 2015

Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

by El Duce November 6, 2004

Lupers

In the online mmorpg Shaiya, lupers is a big arse wolf that new people cannot find.

new person: wheres lupers? the quest wont tell me where he is
helpful entity: he's over the river and thru the woods in Oklahoma

by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010

lumper

cute in a completely platonic and unconventional way.

PERSON1: Do you think he is cute?
PERSON2: Yeah, in a lumper way.

by valenciaroolz July 23, 2007