lum lum

A lum lum is a small woodman creature known for his sneaky ways and explicit sex life that has been known to keep the majority of his habitat up. On a normal day, one can find the lum lum sitting calming in his cave with headphones on, or dry humping olga. There is still debate to this day whether the lum lum has been sexually connected to the LUUM LUUM, another species that shares his cage but is pronounced with a much longer and drawn out tone.

Girl: i wanna go hunting for Lum Lum
Boy: Slut

by Sasgood February 6, 2008

lum

Scots word for Chimney or flue,allows the reek to exit a house!

Santa Clause is comin
He's comin doon the Lum!
Ye Better Pit The Fire oot!
in case he burns his Bum!

by Alba gu Brath July 4, 2006

lum

19-20th century vernacular for the vagina. A 'lum' was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. Lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.

Ah'm goan away tae Benidorm tae get ma auld lum swept by they spanish waiters!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Lumming

To be in a bad mood

My dog died so I was in a pretty Lumming mood

by GarethJ September 17, 2019

lum

Acronym for "love you much"
Sent in a text/tweet/email to someone you care for.

ttyl, lum

by lite1700 September 4, 2011

lum

when someone has no definition of their bum. i.e a flat bum. when their bum and legs appear as one.

"omg that girl over there has got a proper lum"

by jermimah March 22, 2012

lumming

Heavy rain

It was lumming it down

by Firescorpion January 16, 2016