A lum lum is a small woodman creature known for his sneaky ways and explicit sex life that has been known to keep the majority of his habitat up. On a normal day, one can find the lum lum sitting calming in his cave with headphones on, or dry humping olga. There is still debate to this day whether the lum lum has been sexually connected to the LUUM LUUM, another species that shares his cage but is pronounced with a much longer and drawn out tone.
by Sasgood February 07, 2008
Santa Clause is comin
He's comin doon the Lum!
Ye Better Pit The Fire oot!
in case he burns his Bum!
He's comin doon the Lum!
Ye Better Pit The Fire oot!
in case he burns his Bum!
by Alba gu Brath July 04, 2006
19-20th century vernacular for the vagina. A 'lum' was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. Lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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by jermimah February 10, 2012