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A consequence of random chance (a force which affects everyone equally and is therefore the fairest thing in life) (contrary to the bitching, whining, moaning and complaining of people who think it's "unfair" that other people make more effective use of luck than they do) (seriously, the difference between "bad" luck and "good" luck is WORK) (dammit).
"So he and I found a bundle of $100 bills, and we split them up evenly, and he spent his on women and booze while I invested mine and got rich, and now he's pissed off because I was 'lucky.'"
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Luck by Brettersson January 3, 2009
luck
what doesn't exist in this world. good luck and bad luck doesn't exist. its scientifically illogical. people that buy "lucky" items need to grow a brain and get something called "confidence" into their mind.
Person 1 - "Jimmy got hit by a car. and earlier, he lost his job. he's got bad luck."
Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck."
Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!"
Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working."
Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck."
Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!"
Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working."
luck by think outside the box December 14, 2006
Luck
Verb;
The action of storing or rub something on your testicles for the sake of making them lucky. The most common item to luck is typically sets of dice used in Roleplaying and other table top games.
The action of storing or rub something on your testicles for the sake of making them lucky. The most common item to luck is typically sets of dice used in Roleplaying and other table top games.
Luck
The phenomenon of occurrence of improbable events to someones' benefit or demise. The beneficiary is termed Lucky or Unlucky repectively.
Stephen Hawking found a naked girl in his room. He thought he was lucky. But he got her pregnant and therefore he is unlucky.
Luck by Modern Definer December 4, 2009
Luck
Luck is a theoretical concept of abstract proportions and un-contemporary capabilities. It is the absence of skill, yet success is present. It could also be a change or variation of fate where someone receives good fortune.
You're so lucky! I wish I had found $20 on the floor.
No way he could have made that shot! It's luck!
How could he be so good at it? It's his first try... Must be beginner's luck.
No way he could have made that shot! It's luck!
How could he be so good at it? It's his first try... Must be beginner's luck.
Luck by Nathaniel_22 September 13, 2016