Lubricated Wire

The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.

Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"

Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"

Jack: "Lucky"

by Lol username May 12, 2007

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social lubricant

1. noun: a friend group, circle, or clique which is used by a member of said group to help facilitate relations (possibly intimate) with someone outside of the circle in a variety of possible ways. Can be considered a group of wingmen.
2. alcohol

Mark had a party and used us as social lubricant to help try and get into Tracy's pants.

by BusinessIncorperated December 2, 2014

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Nature's lubricant

See sand.
A reference to the irritation caused having anal sex on the beach.

She learned the hard way that sand is nature's lubricant.

by mach schnell April 25, 2005

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lubricant

a slick substance that is put on a males penis to make it easier to put in a vagina.

masen put on the lubricant to make it easier to make his penis slip in.

by masen3333333333333333333333333 August 12, 2009

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Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.

If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.

by Jessica February 26, 2006

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the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl December 1, 2005

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